Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do billboards talk?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?