Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is the smallest lion?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?