Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
How do you wash a lamb?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are books always so angry?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do math teachers love March?