What's the most common blood type for insects?
Bee positive.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?