What's the most common blood type for insects?
Bee positive.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Bears love exotic cars.
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How does dinner smell?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?