In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?