In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?