Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?