I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which plant has the best roar?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?