I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?