What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?