What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?