What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why is spring the oddest season?