What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which president loved to take baths?