What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?