What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Holy Toledo!
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the most determined bird?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?