Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a short cow?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?