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It was tent to be!
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Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?