Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
It was tent to be!
Why are ghosts always single?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the math book sad?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?