Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How does a witch play loud music?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What type of pasta helps you relax?