Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's the slowest 5k?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who is the fastest reindeer?