Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did autumn say to summer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?