Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?