Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a henway?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?