Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?