Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the pen say to the pencil?