What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
Why was the musician arrested?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What animals make the best students?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the frog have a long face?