What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?