What animal likes to party the most?
Pigs. They go hog wild!
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do math teachers eat?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?