What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do fleas travel?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the window need an aspirin?