What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
Why are the mountains so tired?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a henway?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?