What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do books sleep?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?