Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?