Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
I broke my finger!
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
When is a black dog not a black dog?