What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call two birds in love?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did autumn say to summer?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?