What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do books sleep?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
When do cows get tired?