What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a Zen egg?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?