What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call a tired tree?