What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of bird can write?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What bee is good for your health?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How long do chickens work?