What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the painter say to the wall?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?