What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?