What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How long do chickens work?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's the biggest moth in the world?