What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the person sit on the clock?