What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why did the student eat their homework?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How does a squid go into battle?