What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?