What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?