Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a henway?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where would you put an injured insect?