Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is the most faithful insect?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why is summer always sad?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?