What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What school subject really rocks?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a henway?
What game do bats excel at?