What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?