Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How does a cow do math?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?