Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do termites go camping?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do all the planets get along?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?