What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?