What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What animal has the most fun?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?