What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?