What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are stones so good at music?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did spring break up with winter?