Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What sport do horses love to play?