Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are cars magic?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?