Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
What's the politest month?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?