What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How does a pizza introduce itself?