What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?