Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?