Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How does a cow do math?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?