Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
How does a cow do math?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?