Which insect is the smartest?
The spelling bee.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?