What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?