What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?