What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What birds make average students?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do hands go on vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do hurricanes see?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?