What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where does breakfast live?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?