What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?