What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?