What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
It's Crowded!
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?