Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do polar bears vote?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?