Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do burgers like to dance?