What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?