What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a retired cowboy?