What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What horn never makes a sound?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the dog so popular?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What does Santa order at the bar?