What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do you organize a space party?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?