What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you give a sick pig?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?