What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?