What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did summer catch autumn?