What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How are mountains able to see?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What siblings are always sad?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?