What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which family member has tusks?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?