What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?