What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are winter days great?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?