What is an archer's favorite store?
Target®.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?