What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What musical instrument is the best typist?