What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?