What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?