What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What sport is full of interior designers?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did electricity win the race?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the math book sad?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the echo get detention?