What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What bird is always sad?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why is winter considered holy?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?