What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which animal will never go bald?
How does one gelatin greet another?