What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is the coolest country?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?