What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which state has the best streets?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do math teachers eat?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do cows go on the weekend?