What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which condiment adds the most kick?