What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a forklift?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What time of day was Adam created?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?