What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do chips wear socks?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?