What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which fly makes films?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a frog's favorite year?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?