What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?