Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do actors go to pray?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is the emptiest holiday?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?