What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you spot a modern spider?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?