What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.