What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the biggest moth in the world?