Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are frogs always happy?
What bee is good for your health?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?