Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are winter days great?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?