Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
When do cows get tired?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a famous turtle?