Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?