What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?