What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?