What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
It's Crowded!
Why is winter considered holy?
Where would you find an elephant?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?