What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?