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A friend you can count on!
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
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How do you cut the ocean in two?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?