What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where would you find an elephant?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?