What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do bees get to school?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?