Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?