Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are bakers paid so much money?