Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do cats make a birthday cake?