What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you give a sick lemon?