What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the most adorable season?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?