Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the friendliest national park?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?